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I stumbled upon this guitar on ebay. I think this guy is serious... i cant stop laughing at this. Nothing i can say can make this more funny than it already is. LOL!!! Just read it. I might have to bid just to say it did.

from : localhost/cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=7318316997

I suppose finding is Jesus' beard in your guitar is better than finding your guitar in Jesus' beard... or is it?

Funny, the starting bid is $666.

Hey....we should chip in and get the for Jeremy.....right?

You may laugh, you may cry, but mostly you will wonder why

Im not bashing Jesus or Christians at all in thinking this is funny, so dont even go there or suggest it. Look at it! Read the thing, its funny, Christian or not. I mean, the pope died and then Jesus put his beard on the guitar? Thats funny man, come on! This is not a bonafide phenomenon that im laughing at, its a crazy guy from Ohio who thinks his guitar has been supernatural touched by Christ, who put a picture of his beard on it!

This makes me hate people. But it's soooo funny!

All I can say is - wow.

The questions from bidders (and the seller's responses) at the bottom are
HILARIOUS! Pretty good indication his sales spiel is tongue in cheek.
For instance:

Q:Hey, I imagine if someone were to bid $777.00 they will be victorious!!!!!

A:You are correct! But, if they bid $10,000...I will be victorious! (uh...and God
too.)

I cant even see anything but grain....no beard, no jesus...if someone could photoshop and post pointing to it, it would be much help.

wow, despite the exceptional BS level, no one has bid yet!


Originally Posted by Curlywow, despite the exceptional BS level, no one has bid yet!Go figure

Brilliant. I truly believe that nutjobs that this make the world a better place for us all. God bless us, every one.


Originally Posted by GuitarGuru88I cant even see anything but grain....no beard, no jesus...if someone could photoshop and post pointing to it, it would be much help.
I can't believe you guys aren't seeing it!!


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Jeeze, if this takes off I got some hardware and pickups i could probably airbrush something on. wait...did I just say that out loud?

erm, typed. dammit, I hate it how some jokes don't work on the internet.

uhhh...what beard?

i guess i need more faith to see it!!! this is the kinda stuff that gives my faith a bad name!

it doesn't seem to be a bad price for a USA tele...but i can't stand the grain and i don't like the seam placement either!

what a dork!

I love the question where the guy says he only sees Mitch Miller.

I'm pretty sure the auction is tongue-in-cheek, poking some fun at the spate of similar discoveries lately that people have taken seriously. (Seems to me I saw something about the blessed virgin appearing in someone's screen door within the last few weeks.)

Overall, it's a nice enough Tele, but the body is not really that attractive. A good example of a guitar that should not have been finished natural. Maybe he should re-list it with a starting price of $333.

jackass.

Funny stuff there! LOL

Why hasnt anyone made a bid? Come to think of it, I wouldnt have jesus beard on my guitar. Billy Gibbons beard on the other hand....