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So this guy i work with, he is an absolute ****. No one really likes him, he thinks he is a professional Musican and artist, because he dj's ( and not that well either, he just does mix cd's ). He was being a **** to one of the girls, making her feel uncomfortable, saying ' oh this girl was doing this to me yo udont knowwhat you where missing out on, you shouldve come out with us' blah blah blah,and my work mate was just looking at me like 'jesse, say something, before i rip his balls of'. Then he started 'rhyming' about that kinda chicks ( could never pass a girl with a nice ass) all that crap. So i said ' hey man, dont girls leave laghing in stitches when they see your 2 inches?'' and he looked like his **** and balls just went up into his throat. Funny stuff.
Then we where talking about music. I said ' yeah i love van halen, eddy is an awesome guitar playing'
so he says ' nah man, ive heard there cd's, there ****, he cant play for nuts, crap guitarist. Personally, i like tool, they are awesome'
so i think ' wow, i know a few guys who would kill you for saying that '
So, how many of you would!!! :P

haha, yea, no talent so he mixes CD's, dont start on me for saying that i remember that huuuge DJ thread a while back, im just saying, those guys can be pretty wierd

id shure give him a reason to be asking God to save his live......I hate people with attitudes like that ...especially around women and making them uncomfortable...it
is definately not quot;gentileman likequot; . chris

kick him in the nuts.

dude, that was really hard to read.

MacGyver would work on his spelling and punctuation, I'm guessing...

As for wankers at work, you get that from time to time. And you'll definitely meet folk who don't like Van Halen from time to time. Don't get too bent out of shape. To each their own.

I would personaly kill him. Whats his adress? And will you cover expenses?Because these .223's aren't getting any cheaper, neither is gas...

What a ****.

This only proves my point that DJ's are musician wannabes with no talent.

Not to take this off topic but my friend is really into electronica and I'm (obviously into rock) so we've been introducing each other to artists we didn't know about. We went to Velvet Revolver, etc...

I was looking at the set list for the Detroit Electronic Music Festival and a few acts said quot;livequot;... I was amazed that most of these guys just spin other records. I don't understand why Paul Oakenfold gets the credit when someone else made the music he's mixing?!?!?

Yeah, i know. My Spelling is shocking, Not because i'm dumb, but because i'm lazy, ha! But yeah, i posted it in the wrong forum accidently. He is just a Tool. His line to customers are 'hey, if you see something you cant live without, come and get me'. I should get his mp3player, fiddle with it, and make it so the Battery explodes in his pants. So then i can say ' oh yeah, so thats what you ment when you said chicks think that your hot in the pants'

Hold him down until I get there. I won't kill him, just weld some headphones to his head and then load his MP3 player with all the entire Van Halen catalog for an education...... then I'll kick his ass.


Originally Posted by ErikHHold him down until I get there. I won't kill him, just weld some headphones to his head and then load his MP3 player with all the entire Van Halen catalog for an education...... then I'll kick his ass.

Ofcourse you have to play it on repeat untill he knows all the words, quot;we choose the songs and play it till you like itquot; kinda idea .

mcgeyver would make a bong outta it and not worry

and i quote from him ' when you have a few dozen people in your hands, making them dance and party, you know you have talent '.
To which i say ' when you have a few thousand people cheering your name, and giving you the sign of the devil, talent means ****'

Must... restrain... the... fist... of.. death...


Originally Posted by viewaskew2k5and i quote from him ' when you have a few dozen people in your hands, making them dance and party, you know you have talent '.
To which i say ' when you have a few thousand people cheering your name, and giving you the sign of the devil, talent means ****'

That is the best quote i've seen in a LONG time.

That sort of reminds me, I was at work the other day and I was talkin' about how this chick was totally all over me (not that I can help it) and this dude starts making little weenie jokes at me. Now, I'm not the kind of dude to back down from a little weenie joke, but somehow my testicles got stuck in my throat. Well, anyway, we start talking about music- my subject! This joker thinks Van Halen is the shiz-nit. What a laugh! Ha! All I need to get the party started is two turntables and a microphone. Ha!


Originally Posted by The Golden BoyThat sort of reminds me, I was at work the other day and I was talkin' about how this chick was totally all over me (not that I can help it) and this dude starts making little weenie jokes at me. Now, I'm not the kind of dude to back down from a little weenie joke, but somehow my testicles got stuck in my throat. Well, anyway, we start talking about music- my subject! This joker thinks Van Halen is the shiz-nit. What a laugh! Ha! All I need to get the party started is two turntables and a microphone. Ha!


As I think about it- I'm so not cool. I used the word quot;dudequot; instead of quot;poser.quot;

Anyone else see that cell phone commercial with the dude in the bowling alley and the poser crew?

I love it when the one dude does the quot;wikkey wikkey wikkeyquot; and the Asian dude in the middle is like all quot;awww


Originally Posted by MephisI would personaly kill him. Whats his adress? And will you cover expenses?
You beat me to it...