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.. For the rest of your life, what would that rig be? It can contain as much gear as you want, but remember, you wouldn't be able to ever change it after.

Guitars
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Dean ML Phantom XT
Pretty much all stock except for the pickups and tuners. Pickups would be replaced with an EMG 85/60 combination, with the EMG Afterburner replacing the tone knob, which would only be wired to the bridge pickup. Rosewood fingerboard. Tuners would be 18:1 Grovers, with a Floyd Rose. Jackson Sustainer system if possible.

Gibson Les Paul
Black with gold hardware and creme binding. SH-5b/SH-1 '59n combination. Ebony fingerboard. Tuners again replaced with 18:1 Grovers. No special wiring, just a Les Paul in all its glory.

Gibson Les Paul
Identicle to the one above, except with an SH-6 for both neck and bridge, with a Fireburst finish. 18:1 Grover.

Gibson Les Paul Baritone
Orange Mist finish with black hardware. EMG 85/60 combination. Ebony fingerboard. Nothing special, besides the usual 18:1 Grovers.

Gibson Korina Flying V
Korina finish with silver hardware. SH-13/SH-2 combination with a Floyd Rose and Jackson Sustainer system.

Effects
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Tech21 Double Drive
MXR Phase 90
Dunlop CFH Wah
Dunlop Rotovibe

Amps
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Crate BV120 half stack
Marshall JCM800 half stack

Both amps are running in stereo, the Blue Voodoo with effects, and the Marshall without.

I think I'd be able to live with that. I'm not sure if I'd want EMG's on the V or not, but the Lesters would definitely stay the same.